First Impressions

Well i finally got to see Jules last night as we had our first date. i was very excited, but surprisingly, not at all nervous. So i got to her house opened the door and to my unfortunate surprise i was slightly disappointed. She had a great body, but her hair cut/style was completely unflattering for her and her face. It was also shitty because then after being face to face for a few seconds we had to drive side by side for half an hour to get to the restaurant, then the reasturant we were planning on going to was closed on Sundays (what kinda of reastaurant isn't open for business on a Sunday? Coquette Cafe). So we went to Pasta Tree, but they have a very narrow seating area so we couldn't sit across the table from one another. So i still wasn't able to look at her face dircetly from the front. Then we went to Palomino a bar in Bay View(which was pretty awesome) and we were finally able to sit across from each other, furthermore, her hair was a little bit more messed up and she pulled it back behind her ears, and i could finally see how beautiful she was! We continued to have a great time, conversation flowed wonderfully(mostly due to her), and we drank Lonestar beer until bar time. Then as were we driving home and talking and joking about various things i noticed that several times she made the exact same joke or off hand comment that i was thinking but didn't say. So i dropped her off, we kissed, and i think this may be the start of something.

Operating Left of Center

It has been said by various people who know me that i am a lucky bastard. i don't always agree, but currently i do. So yesterday i had a court date for a ticket i got for running a red light (i contest that it was still yellow, i couldn't safely stop, yadda yadda yadda), so i had the opportunity to go to court and talk to sheriffs, bailiffs, and judges while dazed. So i did and it was fun, enjoyable, exciting. Then i got a pre-trial set for a few weeks so i went home. Then last night i was hanging out with my friend Joe, we had planned to go see wedding crashers, 7.7/10, but then another friend of his stopped by and the consensus changed to "lets go to the bars". So we went to the bars, after we consumed numerous liberations at joe's house. All was fine and good until we were leaving and i was driving down a street, there was an inch of snow on the ground so all you can see are tire tracks, so i am following some tracks on a road i don't normally travel on. Then i see a cop, i tense up and drive the best i can, then the cop turns behind me, then the cop turns on their lights, and i pull over. This cute female cop asks if i know why i was pulled over, i don't, she tells me that this isn't a one way street so i was driving on the wrong side of the road, she asks if i was drinking, obviously. She takes my id, i wait in the car, i remember that if you put pennies in your mouth the copper is supposed to mask some of the alcohol, two more cop cars pull behind her, she asks me to step out of the vehicle and perform some field sobriety tests, i have had practice twice before and passed both previous times, i first must walk heal to toe for ten spaces turn around and come back, i do pretty well (great when considering my level of inebriation), then i stand on one foot until the count of 30, done. Then she gives me a breathalizer, i can only see part of the number reading, i can only see .0, i am positive that putting a penny in my mouth lowered my score considerably because i was easily over .1. She then asks me various questions about how often i drink, if i can handle alcohol pretty well, do i have a high tolerance, etc. I emphatically agree, she then asks if i can call someone to come pick me up, i most certainly can. Then the officer comes back and tells me i was just over the limit, "i was hugging the limit" and that she was only giving me a ticket for "operating left of center"

# 2

Hello,

Last night was Pabst appreciation night at the Popcorn tavern and my friend's band was playing there (like they always do on Monday's). So i went to get some free Pabst beer. It was delicious and inebriating. This morning i was mighty hungover, so i did what any cancer patient in California would do when they fell kinda sick, then i watched "M" by Fritz Lang. i would give it a 8.3/10, i thought it was very well done, but i was really rooting for the mob at the end so that lowered the score a little. I then proceeded to skip one class (art history) then another class (e-commerce). I then felt guilty so i went to the Y(MCA) and relaxed in the steamroom for an hour. Then i watched one of my favorite shows Gilmore Girls, otherwise referred to as GG (i know it's an odd guilty pleasure that i can't explain), and it was a great episode since Lorelei and Rory finally made up. Then later i watched "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" 9.9/10, i have seen this film many times and every time i am impressed it is so expertly crafted and realistic. Another thing i love about it is that it's hard not to think of someone special while watching it. Currently that someone special is named Jules (i also like pronouncing her name Julie with a French accent). I met her on Halloween in Milwaukee as each of our groups of friends bumped into each other on our way to our vehicles. My friends were all focused on one of Jules' friends who was dressed as a sexy nurse. I was focused on Jules. I got her number and we have been talking ever since (usually for long periods of time such as 6 hours). It is kinda weird though cause neither of us remembers what the other looks like (my defense is that i was drunk), but i find it very romantic and am ridiculously excited for the moment when she opens the door and i see how stunningly gorgeous she is.

My Initial Post

Hello,

i plan to begin a blog. The content of said blog is yet to be determined, however, over the coming weeks i plan to try varying types of entries so that i may best determine the form of this blog. Furthermore, i plan to not tell any friends or family about said blog for a undetermined period of time.

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