What's the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on a pile of bowling balls.

I just thought of this joke today a realized it's one of my favorites.

But the real reason i am posting currently, at 2:51 am, is that i met one of the most amazing people i have met in a while. Not surprisingly, she is a women, she goes by Amy. I met her while hanging out with Matt Marino, Karen Ernston, Jenny Bertram, and some other interesting people. I was planning on hanging out with some other people, but that all fell through, and i digress. Anyway, she was a friends of a friend of Jenny, who i know as a friend of Matt. We got to talking and i became interested, well actually i became interested after i saw how attractive she is, but i became even more interested after we talked. But she and her friend soon left and went to Buckhead to meet some other people. The group i was with wanted to go to mcgillacuddy's, so we went to mcgillacuddy's soon there after, but with my constant prodding about Buckheads, we left mcgillacuddy's after one drink, and went to buckhead. Once there we bumped into Amy and her friend again, and Amy and i talked and talked and talked, then her friend wanted her to dance, but she told her she wanted to stay and talk to me ;) so we continued to talk and talk, then the bar time came, and she asked where i parked, i parked about 8 blocks away, so she offered to drive me back to my car with her friends, but her friends told her it would be a tight fit so she immediately offered to WALK me back to my car, i asked if she was sure, and said i could walk by myself, but she INSISTED. So we walked the 8 blocks back together to my car, it is 25 degrees out, and she doesn't have a coat, just a thin black long sleeve t-shirt, so i gave her my sportcoat to wear, of course, when we got there her friends were there waiting, and we said goodnight.

I realize this may be boring to most, if not all, but i was and am still flabbergasted, and overwhelmingly impressed that a girl would do that. I simply can't get over how amazed i am that a girl would do that and i just needed to talk about it and tell someone.